"A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, but a beautiful woman with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination."
Prabal Gurung
ABOUT ME
Hi, I'm Kelley! Let's see... Where to begin? I grew up in a small town but always wanted to travel. My opportunity came when I took the SAT in middle school and was able to have a brief stint in Europe on a scholarship where I really fell in love with all the new experiences I had.
When I got home I began a major in microbiology and a minor in American Sign Language- two of my biggest passions.
I love learning new things, whether picking up foreign phrases and other languages or being taught how to play poker (which I'm ashamed to have learned just recently) and trying new food. Regardless of the conversation, I love to listen and contribute the bits of information and trivia I have stored for just the right occasion and person; contributing among other things to an excellent experience unlike any you've ever had before.
Xoxo,
Kelley
DETAILS
Nationality: American
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Auburn
Height: 5'6"
Bust: 46"
Waist: 36"
Hips: 48"
Shoe Size: 8.5
Primary Locations: Charlotte, NC; Raleigh, NC; Atlanta, GA
MY LIKES
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Archery
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Theatre (Broadway AND Opera!)
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Reading
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Roleplay
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Sangria
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Museums
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Sensual Massages
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Symphonies
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Anime
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Horseback Riding
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Shibari (Rope Art)
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American Sign Language
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Cooking/ Baking
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Sushi
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Hiking/Camping
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My Ideal Date: Dinner at a Michelin Star restaurant or a locally owned place- then touring an aquarium or museum before dessert!
MY DISLIKES
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Body Odor
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Racism
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Misogyny
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Homophobia
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Blood
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Cardboard/Chalkboard Sounds
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White Chocolate
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Inconsiderate Messages
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Last Minute Plan Changes
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People With No Sense of Humor
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Fizzy Drinks
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Most Rom-Coms
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Bluegrass Music
READING LIST
Ghost Wall- Sarah Moss
The Luminous Dead- Caitlin Sterling
Gone to See the Riverman- Kristopher Triana
Stolen Tongues- Felix Blackwell
The Hunger- Alma Katsu
Night of the Mannequins- Stephen Graham Jones
The American Sign Language Puzzle Book- Justin Segal
The Once and Future Witches- Alix E. Harrow
The Coward- Stephen Aryan
xo, Orpheus- Kate Bernheimer
Her Body and Other Parties- Carmen Maria Machado
What Moves the Dead- T. Kingfisher
The Call- Peadar O'Guilin
Sexual Labor in the Athenian Courts- Allison Glazerbrook